“Go the Fuck to Sleep” has become a global sensation. It went viral, Samuel L. Jackson did the voiceover (although strangely I can’t access it in Singapore) AND now it’s got a publishing deal + pissed off some family advocacy groups. Well done – I love stories like this. The only problem is, getting my kids off to sleep has never been an issue (getting them to sleep long enough is,) but equally frustrating, getting them to stop touching stuff my remains a constant ball ache, so I’ve decided to write my own children’s book for your viewing pleasure. All I need now is an illustrator, then for it to go viral, get Angelina Jolie to do a voiceover and bam, world domination….
I’m so proud of you moving on your own
No don’t touch the $20,000 Bose stereo love
Please, just leave it the fuck alone
I know you like my brand new Vertu diamond encrusted phone
Instead of putting it in the microwave sweetheart
Please, just leave it the fuck alone
Even munching on the poor doggies’ bone
But that Cartier necklace cost Daddy loads my love
Please, just leave it the fuck alone
You’ve really worked out how to atone
But it doesn’t stop you munching on the poo brush does it?
Please, just leave it the fuck alone
Even Mummy’s rare Ivory handled comb
But I draw the line at decorating with my lipsticks darls
Please, just leave it the fuck alone
What an explorer you’ve been in the home
You’ve finally found Mummy and Daddy’s “special draw,” great
Please, just leave it the fuck alone
7 thoughts on “Please, Just Leave it the F**k Alone”
love it andrix ! Elsa
hehehe awesome 🙂
F**k. Yes. I relate! Don't worry, my darling, they get bigger and then they'll be into their won stuff, little of which you will understand – Dual Masters cards are a case in point!
Sorry, I'm just full of typos today! : )
Ahhhh Willie I can't bloody wait!!! xxxxxxxxx Thanks for reading everyone xxxx
Lots of Laughs! Made my day and night.
Then I have achieved my goal – thanks xxxxx