So it’s been a big day in the Without the Bollocks household – I bought myself a new handbag. Long overdue and, of course, it’s Coach – yes Sarah, I am chasing up Coach’s Corporate headquarters regarding its supply chain policy. However, I have to admit something – new factors had to be considered in the decision making process for the first time in my life. The main factor being – does this bag have enough space for my old lady accessories?
Yes, I had to upgrade not just my bag, but the size of my bag as well, because I now have to include things like spectacles. I hate to admit it, but my standard preference for a smaller bag, always neatly packed, is no longer relevant as I barrel towards my dotage. There are moments in life when one faces the reality of aging, and today was one of them… sigh.
|Got this version in black of course…|
However, with that said, even though I have a bigger handbag, I refuse to be one of those women whose bag is so chaotic that they are forced to spend a good 20 minutes on the ground, every day, looking for their keys. Oh no no no, I will maintain my rigid order and neat bag discipline. I have absolutely no idea how ‘Messy Handbag Girls’ cope with that level of chaos. Just watching it makes my skin crawl.
With that, I would like to wish all of my Chinese friends Gong Xi Fa Cai, I hope the reunions are fun and that fortunes are made!
I’ll be spending the weekend moving into my new handbag.
Yours, without the bollocks
2 thoughts on “Handbag Upgrade”
I don't know why women need to carry so many nick nacks with them. Don't you have a pocket to put your keys?
Ahhh Gorilla Bananas, you're a brave man asking the question…. not to forget, a lot of women's clothes actually don't have pockets xxxx